Beak and Squeak is a cartoon/street art project.
This is a complete written archive of every Beak & Squeak. I’ll update it regularly.
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Squeak: “I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Beak: “I know. That’s what makes you interesting.”
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Beak: “Yeah I’m sure heaven is great for the first thousand years, but then what?”
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Squeak: “I think thinking is the leading cause of stress.”
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Beak: “Stressing about the news is a luxury. I’ll get some empathy later when I can afford it.”
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Squeak: “Things out of my control would be easier to handle if they were in my control.”
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Squeak: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Beak: “It’s not you, it’s your therapist.”
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Beak: “How many more jokes do I have to laugh at before you think I’m funny?”
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Squeak: “I’m still mad at you.”
Beak: “You must’ve lived very little since then.”
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Squeak: “My favorite thing about London is… is you.”
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Beak: “Why do people complain so much?”
Squeak: “Because it helps.”
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Squeak: “How come you’re single?”
Beak: “I don’t know. I’m just lucky I guess.”
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Beak: “When will you give up and let the world take you seriously?”
Squeak: “Never I hope.”
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Squeak: “To be successful we have to be good.”
Beak: “But to be REALLY successful we have to be bad.”
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Squeak: “When did you realize I was romantic?”
Beak: “When you said you thought life was fair.”
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Beak: “Why are we intimidated by beautiful people?”
Squeak: “Because some of them might like us back.”
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Beak: “What are you looking for so desperately?”
Squeak: “My words.”
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Squeak: “I’m bad at being myself around friends.”
Beak: “That’s why we have strangers.”
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Beak: “You’re terrible with love but at least you’re a great friend.”
Squeak: “I’d rather be great with love.”
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Squeak: “I like peeing. It gives me a chance to think.”
Beak: “That’s the only good thing my pecker has ever done for me.”
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Squeak: “You’re so smart!”
Beak: “Please don’t say stupid things.”
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Beak: “Nobody has it figured out.”
Squeak: “Yeah I figured that out.”
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Squeak: “Love makes no sense to me. Do you get it?”
Beak: “Love is a lot of things. None of them are logical.”
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Squeak: “What is the deepest question you’ve ever been asked?”
Beak: “Why me?”
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Beak: “You joke around too much. What’re you trying to prove?”
Squeak: “That I’m funny.”
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Beak: “What’re you scared of, dying alone?”
Squeak: “Feeling alone.”
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Beak: “What’s the point? The more I learn the less I understand.”
Squeak: “Try ignorance. It’s bliss.”
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Beak: “I only lie to the friends I trust the most.”
Squeak: “I really hope you’re lying.”
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Squeak: “Being interesting is hard work.”
Beak: “And hard work is never interesting.”
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Beak: “Nothing we do matters.”
Squeak: “But it’s important people see us doing a lot of it.”
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Beak: “You can’t want two contradictory things.”
Squeak: “Of course I can. How else would I get to feel everything?”
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Beak: “How are we friends?”
Squeak: “I’m too optimistic to quit on you and you’re too cynical to find better.”
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Beak: “I’m indifferent so life’s easy!”
Squeak: “I’m interested so life’s magical!”
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Squeak: “I believe in forgive and forget. What about you?”
Beak: “Petty revenge.”
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Beak: “I can’t trust you because you’re crazy.”
Squeak: “What? Why do you think I’m crazy?”
Beak: “Because you trust me.”
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Beak: “The truth is, we can’t make everyone like us.”
Squeak: “But we could try!”
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Squeak: “I’m not obsessed with love. I’m addicted to magic.”
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Beak: “I bet you only like me because you see who I try to be, not who I really am.”
Squeak: “I like you because I see both.”
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Squeak: “If right and wrong are relative then how are you always right?”
Beak: “Practice.”
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Beak: “I think my younger self would hate me.”
Squeak: “I think your younger self would hug you.”
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Squeak: “I’m finally happy.”
Beak: “Oh so you’ve given up on ambition?”
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Beak: “Nobody cares… My thoughts aren’t worth sharing.”
Squeak: “Who cares?! Even birds sing when nobody is listening.”
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Squeak: “When I was young I thought I’d get unlimited shots at good connections.”
Beak: “Then you learn most of them miss.”
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Beak: “I stole a politician’s pen today. He said: Hey! Give that back. I need it for evil!”
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Squeak: “Intelligence can’t save me from foolishness but foolishness can save me from intelligence.”
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Beak: “They like me and want to get to know me. I like them so I can’t let them.”
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Squeak: “It’s not toxic positivity if I just imagine the toxic parts don’t exist.”
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Beak: “I do things because I want to. If I have to, I don’t want to.”
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Squeak: “The trick isn’t knowing everything. It’s staying young enough to think I do.”
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Squeak: “If you had no obligations, how would you spend your time?”
Beak: “Somehow dragging myself into new ones.”
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Squeak: “A good relationship asks for everything. Your dreams, time, emotions, and loyalty. The reward? You get each other.”
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Beak: “I’m never alone. My loneliness keeps me company.”
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Beak: “I refuse to be amazed by people but then expect them to be amazed by me.”
Squeak: “Wow that’s amazing!”
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Beak: “When I’m in a bad mood I reject everyone’s offers. Even those that’ll make me happy.”
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Squeak: “Maybe it’s the people who ask for nothing who end up giving us everything.”
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Beak: “I know love. It’s everything I want but can’t keep.”
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Beak: “Memories aren’t history. They’re fiction. And no one is going to fact-check them.”
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Beak: “The fastest way to learn the rules is to get caught breaking them.”
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Beak: “I need the freedom to want things… But if I want too much, I won’t be free.”
Squeak: “Maybe freedom is just wanting less.”
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Beak: “Punctuality is a waste of time.”
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Squeak: “I’m an amazing listener, especially when I’m the one talking.”
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Beak: “My writing isn’t good enough to sell but good writing isn’t required anymore. And nothing sells better than bad writing.”
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Squeak: “Becoming rich was easy once I stopped making happiness expensive.”
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Squeak: “God give me patience but give it to me right now.”
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Beak: “We talk about nothing.”
Squeak: “I love the nothing chats. They make us feel like something.”
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Beak: “Nice people are boring. Assholes are worse.”
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Squeak: “I don’t need to understand someone to love them. Because if I did, I could never love myself.”
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Beak: “A contract is tricky because it could mislead someone into thinking something has been agreed.”
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Squeak: “Why am I scared of change unless I’m in control of it?”
Beak: “Because when we can pick our poison we can call it medicine.”
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Squeak: “I’m so excited to be spontaneous, I scheduled it in my calendar!”
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Beak: “I’ll spend my whole life looking for the next best thing but when I finally find it, I’ll be too busy looking for the next best thing.”
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Squeak: “I want attention! Everyone wants attention? Then I want more!”
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Beak: “I like statues. Plenty of humanity. None of the people.”
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Squeak: “I don’t try because failing is tragic and being bad is comedy.”
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Beak: “I’ve met people who are trying to go to heaven and I don’t want to end up wherever they’re going.”
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Squeak: “History gave me meaning and what did I learn? Nothing but wisdumb.”
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Beak: “I thought I understood someone, but then they stopped surprising me. Then I realized I never did.”
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Squeak: “Overthinking never helps but… What if I’m not overthinking enough?”
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Beak: “True love and freedom are contradictions.”
Squeak: “Is that why you’re single or just why you’re bitter?”
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Beak: “I’m sure I understand people which means I don’t understand people.”
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Squeak: “I laugh at everything, especially when nothing is funny.”
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Beak: “They say love changes you but if they really loved me shouldn’t they want me to stay the same?”
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Squeak: “What could be more true than the truth?”
Beak: “The stories we make up about it.”
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Squeak: “I like when people move on… just not away from me.”
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Squeak: “Friendship is nature’s greatest masterpiece. Except maybe pizza. And Jazz.”
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Beak: “I judge people who I don’t understand.”
Squeak: “I understand people who I don’t judge.”
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Beak: “I remember it one way. You remember it another way. We’re both wrong. But right here, I get to be right.”
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Squeak: “I can’t let go of some people but I know I can’t hold on forever so I hold on to not letting go.”
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Beak: “I have self respect but only to confuse my inner critic.”
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Squeak: “I figured if I expected less, I’d be disappointed less.”
Beak: “And yet you’re still disappointed. Classic.”
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Squeak: “Why am I like this? Because I want to be who you think I am and who I think I am.”
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Beak: “I give and give nothing, yet somehow I get called selfish?”
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Squeak: “When one person becomes my whole world, I need a bigger world.”
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Beak: “I make everyone laugh because I want someone to make me feel like I’m funny.”
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Squeak: “I do nothing because it’s my favorite way to avoid wasting time.”
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Beak: “I could never get married. I love too much.”
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Squeak: “I don’t need to be good at something to love it.”
Beak: “But you’ll need some wins to keep loving it.”
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Squeak: “If my dreams want to chase me, they know where I sleep.”
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Squeak: “Remember when we used to make new memories instead of just reliving old ones?”
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Beak: “[deep sigh] There goes the best moment of my life… again.”
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Squeak: “What do you need to finally be happy?”
Beak: “Another lifetime.”
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Squeak: “I used to say too much but now my art does the talking.”
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Beak: “I feel interesting but only when the right person is looking.”
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Squeak: “The good news: I could do anything. The bad news: I don’t want to.”
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Beak: “I gave my heart to someone who isn’t in my life right now.”
Squeak: “That’s sweet. At least it’s in good hands.”
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Beak: “I pushed so hard to be free and interesting but I ended up being just another cliche with a boring story.”
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Squeak: “I’m not a people pleaser… Unless you want me to be?”
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Beak: “You gave me freedom when you walked away. Come back, I want to share it with you.”
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Squeak: “I want to see the world with you. It looks better with you in it.”
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Beak: “Around you, I feel like the someone I always pretend to be.”
Squeak: “Then pretend I’m always here.”
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Beak: “There goes another mistake I didn’t make. Life’s too short to make them all.”
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Squeak: “I believed your “I Love you”s but maybe I should’ve also believed your “I cant”s.”
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Beak: “Didn’t get what I wanted? Sad. Missed what wanted me? Tragic.”
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Squeak: “I’d do it again, but only because it means something.”
Beak: “History repeats itself.”
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Squeak: “Maybe you like me. I just wish you liked me in a way I would notice.”
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Beak: “They’re finally getting what they always wanted from me. Just not from me. Now they’re only missing… me.”
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Beak: “I think I’m pretty pessimistic. So I hate when I’m in situations that prove that I’m not!”
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Squeak: “I don’t want anyone obsessed with me. I just want you to be.”
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Beak: “Doing nothing is easier but I always end up regretting that more.”
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Beak: “I don’t want much. Just someone who talks like a poet, laughs like a drunk, and walks home like we’ve got nowhere to be.”
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Beak: “I’ll feel better someday. That’s why I’m avoiding the future.”
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Squeak: “I’ll never know what I want, but I still love looking for it.”
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Beak: “I’m not healing. I’m just settling for less than I wanted.”
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Squeak: “When you love somebody annoying, even the silence never shuts up”
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Beak: “People who say looks don’t matter are just too shallow to admit they do.”
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Squeak: “I think I’ve finally let go of everything.”
Beak: “No you didn’t. You just called it the past.”
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Squeak: “I’m trying new things! Until I get bored of trying new things too.”
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Beak: “Maybe I’ll just live the clever and interesting life that I’m too boring to write about.”
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Squeak: “I’m very easy to talk to, but also pretty hard to listen to.”
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Beak: “A good relationship is just getting someone to believe in you, forever.”
Squeak: “No pressure!”
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Beak: “I’m not grieving a relationship. I’m just in withdrawal from how interesting I felt.”
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Squeak: “I don’t need religion. I have a sense of humor!”
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Beak: “Saving money is a waste of money.”
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Squeak: “Do you think I’m attractive?”
Beak: “Yes, but only because you’re not in a relationship.”
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Squeak: “Yeah I’m sad and lonely, but I might as well have fun while I’m at it!”
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Beak: “I’m not ready, but that’s why I’m looking for “the One.””
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Squeak: “I overthink too fast. I’m outrunning the world with my thoughts.”
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Beak: “You can’t scare me. You’re not the passage of time.”
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Beak: “If the best part about someone new is that they’re not like the last one, then they’re not different. They’re a rebound.”
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Squeak: “Maps are good because they’re not emotional. Emotions are good because they help me get lost.”
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Beak: “Honesty always helps. Until it doesn’t. Then it ruins everything.”
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Beak: “You’re boring. How are we having fun?”
Squeak: “Because insults are your love language.”
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Squeak: “Trying too hard to relax is stressing me out.”
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Beak: “The problem with aging isn’t that I’m old. It’s that I’m young.”
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Squeak: “Every day is the weekend if you’re irresponsible enough.”
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Beak: “Am I excited about this new person because of my memories or my dreams?”
Squeak: “Yes!”
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Beak: “Writing helped me understand myself. Now I’m stuck writing about why I still can’t.”
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Beak: “I’ll give you perfect advice. As soon as I’ve made every possible mistake first.”
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Beak: “I didn’t lose my curiosity. I just stopped trusting it.”
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Squeak: “I finally closed the door to the past.”
Beak: “Walk away before the knocking starts.”
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Beak: “It’s not about how deep you go. It’s about how you wiggle the worm.”
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Squeak: “How did it go?”
Beak: “I never had a chance, but somehow, I still messed it up.”
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Squeak: “I’m not scared to try anything. I’m just scared to try everything wrong.”
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Beak: “Every pic of me is just proof that I’m good at pretending.”
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Squeak: “I don’t know… I’ll just keep saying what someone cool once told me was cool.”
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Beak: “I take because I want. I want because I can take.”
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Squeak: “My ex looks happy.”
Beak: “Poor thing. From you to someone else.”
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Squeak: “Headphones should have an extra volume level, for the good parts.”
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Beak: “Reject me?? I don’t care (I lied).”
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Squeak: “I like drunk people because when I go crazy, we speak the same language.”
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Beak: “What’s more important, the journey, or the destination?”
Squeak: “The company.”
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Beak: “Don’t forget to go home.”
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Squeak: “Yeah never shit where you eat… but what if the kitchen is really hot and single?”
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Beak: “I only travel because it’s cheaper than not feeling interesting.”
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Beak: “I hate listening to bad music.”
Squeak: “Music isn’t for your ears.”
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Squeak: “I’m not lost. I’m just really fucking distracted.”
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Beak: “Yeah you’re smart but you’re also stupid enough to fall in love.”
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Squeak: “I’m stupid, but if you think like me, I’ll think you’re a genius.”
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Beak: “The fountain of youth isn’t real.”
Squeak: “Alcohol is close enough.”
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Beak: “I’d hate to be rich, unless I was rich, then I’d hate to be poor.”
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Squeak: “To do: get through today, today.”
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Beak: “I can do whatever I want… as long as I don’t get caught.”
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Squeak: “I think I want a relationship.”
Beak: “Ew so you’re tired of being happy.”
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Squeak: “I have the perfect life. I just wish I knew how to enjoy it.”
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Beak: “Today was perfect, but tomorrow exists, so today is already ruined.”
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Squeak: “I don’t need to be good at this. I just need to like doing it.”
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Beak: “Relationships aren’t love. They’re habits.”
Squeak: “I miss my habits.”
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Beak: “Help! I have too many right opinions. It’s killing my flexibility.”
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Squeak: “Go ahead without me. I’ll catch up when I’m lost.”
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Beak: “I like people who say obvious things. They make me look smarter.”
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Squeak: “A memory is just the last memory of a memory.”
Beak: “That’s original but forgettable.”
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Squeak: “London is beautiful, especially on the ugly days.”
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Beak: “Never start a relationship with a lie. Save that for the breakup.”
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Squeak: “They say the path to success is full of rejections, but you know what feels amazing? Not being rejected.”
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Beak: “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.”
Squeak: “Yeah but I can try.”
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Beak: “Dating is a game. The first one who says “I hate playing games” loses.”
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Squeak: “I’m collecting cities and countries because I want to give you the world.”
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Beak: “You can’t police anything when everyone is guilty of something.”
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Squeak: “Kids know what they want and they’ll cry until they get it.”
Beak: “Adults don’t know what they want and they cry after they get it.”
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Beak: “cigarettes will kill you but one fag can make you feel alive.”
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Beak: “Getting into the art world is free. The entry fee is narcissism.”
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Beak: “We’re the authors of our stories… until everyone else rewrites them their way.”
Squeak: “Great! I’ve always needed an editor.”
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Beak: “Give me more ads! I can feel my stupidity growing.”
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Beak: “I guess I had to lose you to finally feel something worth living for.”
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Beak: “I guess I had to lose you to finally feel something worth writing about.”
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Squeak: “What if no one needs what I make?”
Beak: “Then it’s art.”
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Squeak: “I keep track of everything to feel better, but I’m really just monitoring my panic.”
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Beak: “I can’t change the people around me, but I can change which people are around me.”
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Squeak: “I tell myself I’m too old to change, but what if this next thing changes everything?”
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Beak: “What’s the point of being good at something if I never get to do it?”
Squeak: “You get to be good without failing.”
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Beak: “If you’re going to stab me in the back, do it to my face!”
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Beak: “Some people are lucky and fall in love. The unlucky ones end up stuck with their partners.”
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Squeak: “Sometimes it’s braver just to say I don’t know.”
Beak: “Some call that ignorance. I call it honesty.”
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Squeak: “I want to live as long as the world stays ridiculous. So, forever!”
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Beak: “Hey! Move out of the way. You’re not the main character. None of us are.”
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Squeak: “I don’t know how I feel about that yet. I’ll know once I know how it affects me.”
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Beak: “Spend enough time with someone, and you realize we always recycle the same 10 stories.”
Squeak: “That’s enough. 10 stories and someone who wants to hear them.”
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Beak: “Traveling is the worst part of traveling.”
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Squeak: “I still talk about losing you so I don’t lose you twice.”
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Beak: “I wish you hated me. Then I’d still be your problem.”
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Squeak: “Why do you hate something you used to love?”
Beak: “Because I started taking it seriously.”
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Squeak: “If you’re lucky, I’ll never know how good all of this was.”
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Beak: “Giving up made my life easier. The regrets made it harder.”
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Squeak: “I’ll be alright. I’m not smart enough to be unhappy.”
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Beak: “When’re you going to give up trying to be liked?”
Squeak: “When I finally feel like I am.”
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Beak: “I care too much about looking like I don’t care. Whatever.”
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Squeak: “Life is easy when no one expects much from me.”
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Beak: “ Never fall for someone who wants more than you can give. That’s stupid.”
Squeak: “No. That’s love.”
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Squeak: “What’s a thought if you really think about it?”
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Beak: “I’m not scared I can’t stop. I’m scared I can, and I’ll stop being me.”
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Squeak: “I want to be famous. It’ll make me funnier, and it’s easier than actually being funny.”
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Squeak: “Stop ignoring me. Treat me how you treat everyone else.”
Beak: “This IS how I treat everyone else.”
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Squeak: “Somebody figured out how to turn sex and alcohol into things people want. Clever!”
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Squeak: “I expect good things because it’s less scary than having hope.”
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Beak: “I’m too busy to be sad. My favorite distraction is stress.”
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Squeak: “I’ll never believe you like me, but please, try to convince me anyway.”
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Beak: “Freedom isn’t doing what you want. It’s not doing what you don’t want.”
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Squeak: “Like every great drug, hope will be the death of me.”
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Squeak: “What’s cool in movies but not in real life?”
Beak: “Acceptance.”
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Squeak: “Hot take: not all pain is a lesson.”
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Beak: “Pro tip: It’s easier to trick people into thinking your life is good than to actually enjoy it.”
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Beak: “We think we know exactly what we want.”
Squeak: “But then life shows up and has other plans.”
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Squeak: “Everybody is nobody but right here, I feel like somebody.”
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Beak: “We go to the same places at the same time and still never run into each other. I love London.”
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Squeak: ““You’re too old to act like that” is an insult because I never want to grow up.”
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Beak: “A good memory of a loved one always makes me smile. What a terrible thing.”
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Squeak: “Next year, I’m learning the history of the future. Please, no spoilers!”
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Beak: “When people disagree with me, they’re obviously kidding.”
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Squeak: “Don’t like my resolutions? Check back next week. I’ll have new ones by then.”
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Beak: “I don’t want a relationship. I just want us to always want each other.”
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Squeak: “2025: Successfully unsuccessful :)”
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Squeak: “Don’t say anything. This moment is perfect.”
Beak: “Everything is temporary.”
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Beak: “After painfully overthinking it for a year, I’ve decided it’s not a big deal.”
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Beak: “I know I’m having fun when there’s an asshole yelling “Stop you can’t do that.””
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Squeak: “I like you but I like who I am around you more.”
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Beak: “The thief thinks everyone steals. The lover thinks everyone fucks around. Me? I think everyone thinks like me.”
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Squeak: “I hate that I can’t control you. It means that I like you.”
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Beak: “I need a motivational quote.”
Squeak: “Don’t force it.”
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Beak: “The truth only makes sense when I like it.”
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Squeak: “I think about you more than… you think about anything.”
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Beak: “Give me more effort. It’s unfair considering how little I give you.”
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Squeak: “I’m smart but they say “smart people don’t get bored” so what am I?”
Beak: “Boring.”
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Squeak: “If you can’t think of anything nice, don’t think.”
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Beak: “I hear you. I don’t understand but I disagree anyway.”
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Squeak: “Easier said than done? Maybe. But it’s still easier said.”
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Beak: “I’m approachable but only to people who like me.”
Squeak: “So you’re open but closed?”
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Squeak: “Did you get all the messages I wanted to send you?”
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Beak: “See it. Say it. Sorted. Mind your business!”
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Squeak: “If you really wanted to you would. Except I really want to but I can’t.”
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Beak: “We want different things. You’re wasting my time.”
Squeak: “No. I’m wasting OUR time.”
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Beak: “I need better but I’m addicted to easy.”
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Squeak: “If we’re the same age, I’m younger than you.”
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Beak: “I feel bad about wanting a drink. Now I need another drink.”
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Squeak: “Who? What? How? The questions are out in full force today. Why?!”
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Beak: “Cool story. Let’s disagree to agree.”
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Squeak: “It’s so crowded, my thoughts can’t move an inch without bumping into yours.”
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Beak: “I’m not interested anymore.”
Squeak: “Interesting.”
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Beak: “Imagine the silence if we all stopped talking about ourselves.”
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Squeak: “I got the best compliment today: not bad.”
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Beak: “I was fine until I heard the stereotypes I fit into.”
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Beak: “What do you do when you meet somebody smart, confident, and perfect?”
Squeak: “Help them.”
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Squeak: “I’m too scared of the unknown. I want spoilers!”
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Beak: “I made a cartoon because of love. I made more because I’m better at cartoons.”
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Squeak: “My bad days are shy. They run away when I laugh at them.”
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Squeak: “In one word, what do you want?”
Beak: “More.”
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Beak: “Don’t make me a ghost in your phone. I’d rather be a stranger on the street.”
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Squeak: “I want to label my feelings not feel them.”
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Beak: “People who hate me call me selfish, stubborn, and immature. People who love me call me the same.”
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Beak: “How can I prove I can’t live without them?”
Squeak: “By living without them.”
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Beak: “Composure. Fake it til you break it.”
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Squeak: “Facts?! No thanks. I have a feeling.”
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Squeak: “I’m single to see how boring I am.”
Beak: “Date someone to see how annoying you are.”
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Squeak: “Answer me immediately, but I’ll reply eventually.”
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Beak: “I can’t wait for my problems to finally get boring.”
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Squeak: “I’m not lying to you. I’m lying to myself.”
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Beak: “It’s hard to be happy.”
Squeak: “But it’s too easy to be sad.”
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Beak: “Moving on isn’t letting go. It’s just changing obsessions.”
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Squeak: “I’m not open-minded enough to know when I’m being close-minded.”
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Squeak: “I can be safe and comfortable or I could have fun.”
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Squeak: “Can’t words just be fun?”
Beak: “Not when everyone wants them to mean something.”
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Squeak: “Inside everyone I know is somebody I haven’t met.”
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Beak: “I have nothing to offer but at least I’m not selling anything.”
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Squeak: “I’m too smart to believe in signs but I still look for them.”
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Squeak: “I want a soulmate.”
Beak: “Find good timing first.”
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Beak: “Everyone is replaceable except for the worst person I’ve ever met.”
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Squeak: “My attention is really limited. That’s how I know who I like.”
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Beak: “I don’t have to lie. If they like me, they’ll lie to themselves.”
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Beak: “I have the same script for everyone.”
Squeak: “But it sounds different every time.”
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Squeak: “I want to be funny but it’s more fun just to laugh.”
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Beak: “Careful I’ll jump to conclusions about your life, just to feel better about mine.”
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Squeak: “I know nobody cares what I do. I just wish my brain knew that too.”
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Beak: “Nothing matters. So what’s the point?”
Squeak: “We can do whatever we want. Nothing matters!”
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Beak: “I hear what I want to believe in every story.”
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Squeak: “How do I learn to be normal? Everybody else is trying to be special.”
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Beak: “Common sense is just what I call my opinions when I want to win an argument.”
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Squeak: “What if I can’t win?”
Beak: “Then don’t lose.”
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Squeak: “I want to know you before I lose what I don’t know about you yet.”
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Beak: “Empty relationships keep me busy but leave me empty.”
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Beak: “A home needs roots.”
Squeak: “Maybe home is when somebody notices if we’re gone.”
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Beak: “Looking for flaws is my lonely way of feeling smart.”
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Squeak: “I tried reading the room but an elephant was in the way.”
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Squeak: “I’m in a better place now.”
Beak: “Yeah but you’re supposed to say that.”
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Squeak: “I know how to fix everything, as long as I don’t actually have to.”
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Beak: “I know I don’t deserve anything, but when I try really hard, I think I do.”
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Beak: “Stop looking at your notes and photos.”
Squeak: “But they’re my old friends.”
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Beak: “I use big words just to hide in them.”
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Squeak: “I can’t care about everything when everyone says I’m caring wrong.”
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Squeak: “You used to be so exciting.”
Beak: “Yeah but then you fixed me.”
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